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From time to time I look at the words and phrases you pervs use to find your Princess. The things you look for… well, let’s just say you are dirty, dirty old men.

Today, someone was looking for tiny penis humiliating porn . Were they perhaps looking for porn DVDs where goddesses and princess laugh at men with itty bitty, useless little thumb sized boners. I tend to laugh to myself at anything under 6 inches. Any penis smaller than 5 inches usually earns out-loud laughter from me.

A search for little penis humiliation phone sex has also earned more than a couple of new minions for this spoiled princess. That, and tease denial blue balls top my the list at the moment. Odd man out is sheer sundress, though considering how many of you piggies get instant, diamond hard little stiffies at the thought of my beautiful butt in a sheer sundress, I’m surprised more horny piggies haven’t found me with that term.

Video of the white house spokesman getting bitchslapped by the press.

Regardless of your politics, this is pure comedy gold. Hee hee. Can’t you just imagine Karl Rove squeeling like a piggy? Right now, he’s probably sweating like a roasting pig. Bitch played politics with the life of an active US CIA operative. Thank you, American press for waking the hell up and calling “bullshit.”

Because You can’t jail all of them.

Okay piggies, it’s time to do some creative visualization with me now. Karl Rove, wearing sissy, frilly little panties and an official Princess Laural piggy tail butt plug, on his knees, ass in the air. Face pressed into the dirt. Judith Miller in a sleek charcoal grey suit, skirt just at the knee, slit up the thigh. Shiny black stiletto heel digging into the back of his neck.

And she whispers, “Squeal for me now, pig.”