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Click the picture to vote for your favorite blue balls web tease princess.

And if any of you pricks out there are trailer trash enough to want a blue pair of plastic nuts attached to your fricking bumper, you may purchase them here.

Cletus.

And as for blueballs? Well, those of you out there aching for my pretty princess voice will have to wait a little bit longer. I have my REAL friends coming into town, and we’re going to have an outrageous time. I know I’ll be causing piggies like you all over Manhattan to get your little piggy stiffies and achingly full blue balls.

I can’t help it. I don’t want to. I love the stammers I get from nervous men.

As for the members of my piggy club (and you all know who you are), there will be no touching of the little penis tonight. In fact, if you’re not a piggy, and your dick is less than the princess useable minimum (7 inches), there will be no touching whatsoever until Sunday night.

As always, you may hump the floor if your pain gets too unbearable, but NO COMING.

That should go without saying… but men are very stupid. You must remind them on a regular basis.