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I’ve been busy. I still am busy. I decided to take a little time to speak to the piggies, and it’s funny how excited you are that I updated. It is cold here. It is icky, yucky, icy cold, with freezing rain and a pending fucking transit strike.

Fucking working class. Whatever. It’s not like I wasn’t going to take a cab, but getting a cab will be more annoying. I’ll probably end up calling a car service. One of you boys feel like paying for it right now, I know you do.

You know what to do, and how to call your princess, don’t you?

I’ve had more than a few new toys call me lately, and I suspect some of them have ambled over to this blog. Welcome to your new addiction.

And if you don’t know how to call? Just click here or go click on the princess feet you see right now, like a good little piggy and get the free account. Joining is free, worshipping at my altar is not, but you’ll figure that out, won’t you bitch bois?

Other homework (including those private little tasks we talked about) includes Voting for your Princess Now. And writing down princess’ phone number and extension right now. Get a pen and something to write on. And with all capital letters, write PRINCESS LAURAL. Then, on the next line, 1 - 800 - TO - FLIRT x 0434908. Then tuck it in your wallet for later.

If Princess Laural is not available, you are to call the best phone sex domme around, Princess Mandy. Tell her Laural said hi. She’s a fucking bitch, and you know that I mean that in the very best of ways.