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Home again, home again, jiggity jig.

I saw that another esteemed princess who shall, for the moment, remain nameless, was using the same fairly common wordpress theme. I’d been meaning to switch my blog for a while to a 3 column format and here we are, reaping the benefits.

Speaking of reaping, I’m going to be “reaping” some wallets this evening. A certain loser of mine has been whining for weeks about his squirty little stub of a tiny penis, and how it squirts as soon as his wife touches it (poor thing). I mean the wife.

So, since it’s been a bad little penis, I’ve decided that he’s going to have to train his little sissy pussy. Why bother touching that nasty little thing anyway (we’re talking 2 inches hard, max)? The little premature ejaculator is a compulsive little masturbator, and he’s bought 3 butt plugs of varying sizes for our session tonight. I doubt I’ll let him come while he’s on the phone with his humiliation princess. There may be some chair humping, but until he learns control (orgasm control to be precise) he’s not allowed to touch it at all.

If you’re very lucky, I might later tell you what I’m going to make him do to his panties.

Anyway, I’ll be working out the kinks with this new theme, and doing a little housekeeping on my tease and denial blog here. Try to keep from coming in your panties in the meantime.

I’m about to brave the cold, and I don’t WANT to go out, but sometimes a princess must do what a princess must do. When I get home this evening, I expect three things.

1. Some absolutely sinful take out. I’m not sure what I’ll order, but I’ve got over 50 menus in my drawer of “wonderful things princess puts in her mouth”. I’m licking my lips right now thinking about it. Down boy.
2. I expect one of my boyfriends to stop by and give me another reminder of why size does matter when it comes to, well, boyfriend things.
3. I expect those of you who own dildos and butt plugs to get them out, get them ready, and for you to say, “I’m ready for my butt training, princess,” when you call me tonight. I will be available between 7pm and midnight EST, so no touching until then. If you’re afraid you might not get your call in with princess, be a smart little addict and make an appointment with princess.

   Until then, there will be no touching of your weiner. I’ll know. Yes, that means stop the touching now.

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I’m going to bed now. I’ve had enough of watching the news people not know the story about the transit strike tomorrow. This princess may very well stay home in bed. And if this stupidity continues through the weekend, I may well visit my wrath upon you, so watch out you little gluttons for punishment. If you come looking for cruelty, I may just rip you a new one, so be careful what you wish for.

Whiny little dicked losers get my particular wrath this weekend, so if you come crawlling to me for small penis humiliation, be prepared for utter disgust.

Also, to the sweetie brit I spoke to earlier this evening, next time, I’m going to have to make you sit on my strap on, aren’t I? And I’ll expect to hear far more begging in that adorable accent.