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Let’s see how this podcast goes, shall we? I have a question for all you boys….

The real thing? So much better. So give me something to laugh at.

Good morning bitches, or should I say afternoon? Princess Laural doesn’t get her shapely bum out of bed before noon on weekends for anyone, even someone as delicious as this stud. Did you just feel your wee-wee shrink? I thought so. Yes, I am aware that many of you are thinking about sucking his cock, sissy cocksuckers that you are.

So, if you are thinking of worshipping his much huger cock, get out of your chair, scoot back, and give your cock one, and only one stroke. Then bring your hand up to your face, smell the dick, put your stub back in your pants, and keep reading.

So, anyway, the tease princess videos in question are the videos OF your very favorite pricktease princess. ME. I’ve got some great Netflix for this weekend. 40-Year-Old Virgin, Control Room and South Park Season 5, disc one, including the one that has them saying “shit” approximately 200 times during the episode.

Meanwhile, I may or may not be picking up the phone to tease you poor pathetic losers until your balls turn blue/purple and your relentless erection is weeping for me. You may even cry for your cruel mistress, if I am especially mean to your small penis. Or maybe you will endure a little sensual domination, should the mood strike me. Hell, we may even just chat about these movies. Special “princess property” points to the first piggy who scrambles to the computer and mails the princess to ask for the privledge of buying the South Park season 5 for Princess Laural.

If you don’t know the story of Peter “halloween rapist” Braunstein, the fucking human garbage tricked his way into a woman’s Manhattan apartment on Halloween of this year, then sexually tortured her for hours. He’s been on the run ever since, and they just caught him. Good. That scum deserves to die, but first he deserves to have his nuts cut off with a rusty spoon.

I’m positively giddy with the prospect of the pain he’s going to endure in prison. The sooner he’s dropping the soap, the better.

Human scum arrested