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There’s small, there’s tiny, and then there’s micro. I almost feel sorrier for the small dicked guys. If you’ve got a micro-dick, three inches or under, I think you’re not even going to bother trying to use it as a dick. If it’s itty bitty….clit sized, pinky dick, most guys learn early on and come to understand their pathetic penises, don’t even bother. Or shouldn’t.

But the little dicked guys, 4-5 inches.. … you guys are just big enough to pull it out and in some sort of sad fog of sex addled delusion, expect the same sort of treatment as men with nice big (or even average sized) dicks. 4-5 inches is just… substandard. Most girls who haven’t yet learned to put their feet down and demand quality cock will put with with small dicks (not me, certainly) but in their hearts, they’re disappointed. When it gets harder, and gets to 4.5 inches and just stops….she has to stop herself from going awwwww, it’s so widdle.

Of course, at that point, she’s probably already going through her mental rolodex for a big dicked fuck buddy who can wash the depressing pencil dick experience of her head. But if you call me up and let me know how little your dick is, expect laughter. Expect princess to giggle, ridicule, make fun of and generally humiliate you for that substandard piece of equipment. And even though it’s half sized, it rules you just as much, if not more than a big cock does.

I don’t know what that’s all about, but it’s like the small penis guys are owned even more by their stubs, and in turn, their stubs are so much more owned by anyone willing to deign to pay attention to it, even if it is just to laugh and laugh and laugh.

Men are SO silly. *smirk* So very very silly.