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There’s this slutty little piece of jerkoff monkey ass that me and a couple of my phone sex brat friends like to pass around (he’s like that slutty cheerleader who wants to get gangbanged by the whole varsity team, only he’s a dude, and he wants it in his ass and the brain instead of the pussy). The best part is…he’s addicted to fucking his fist and getting fucked in the head, so we toss him back and forth like the needy little slut that he is until his wee-little-brain is spinning.

Then we toss him around some more.

He doesn’t belong to me in the sense that there’s are other brats who’ve been training his weak ass for longer, and he does have a primary owner. But, on the other hand, when he’s on the phone with ME, his ass is owned, utterly, by my voice…well, that and the inflatable butt plug he likes to ride. He says he’ll call me back later tonight, and I’m keeping him to that promise, because he knows…deep down in his tight, filled-with-come-till-the-wanna-burst balls, that if he does not call me back, there will be consequences.

The clock is ticking.

Edited to add: And look, someone else is talking about the little jerk-off-addict monkey over here! LOL.

I’ve joined forces with a number of other fabulous dominant phone goddesses at a great site called Phone Sex Brats. When I’m not available, you need to go over there and see the rest of the best. Seriously…I wouldn’t get together with girls who didn’t know how to play with men’s minds, and these girls….

I almost hesitate to point you in their direction, because I know it’ll only reinforce your addiction, then I remember, oh right…you’re a jerk-off monkey anyway! Why not point you at the good stuff.

So go visit my sisters. Click Here right the fuck now

Get a pen, or better yet a sharpie.

Don’t bother getting paper.

Write this number down. 1-800-908-5975

That’s how you call me, now. If I’m not on, there are a select few other princesses who will pimp your ass out when I’m too busy with real men.

Go look at the other Pricktease Princess Babes who know how to control your cock. And if I’m not available, you need to call one of them. Understand?

Good.

After over a week off of Niteflirt, your Princess, Obsession, Addiction, Goddess, and more will be available to take your calls this evening between 7pm and 11pm eastern time.

No touching it till then.

Pull on your flannel sissy panties, and don your knitted stockings oh New York bitches, because it’s time to start your hike. Did my poor little pencil dicked cuckolds find their pee pees retracting into their bodies, little raisin balls shrinking as they trek across the Brooklyn Bridge?

My daily commute is a walk anyway, but I am extra grumpy and will be extra bitchy this evening when I talk to my little bitches. Watch out. Or, maybe you like that?

Stay warm, losers.

Good morning bitches, or should I say afternoon? Princess Laural doesn’t get her shapely bum out of bed before noon on weekends for anyone, even someone as delicious as this stud. Did you just feel your wee-wee shrink? I thought so. Yes, I am aware that many of you are thinking about sucking his cock, sissy cocksuckers that you are.

So, if you are thinking of worshipping his much huger cock, get out of your chair, scoot back, and give your cock one, and only one stroke. Then bring your hand up to your face, smell the dick, put your stub back in your pants, and keep reading.

So, anyway, the tease princess videos in question are the videos OF your very favorite pricktease princess. ME. I’ve got some great Netflix for this weekend. 40-Year-Old Virgin, Control Room and South Park Season 5, disc one, including the one that has them saying “shit” approximately 200 times during the episode.

Meanwhile, I may or may not be picking up the phone to tease you poor pathetic losers until your balls turn blue/purple and your relentless erection is weeping for me. You may even cry for your cruel mistress, if I am especially mean to your small penis. Or maybe you will endure a little sensual domination, should the mood strike me. Hell, we may even just chat about these movies. Special “princess property” points to the first piggy who scrambles to the computer and mails the princess to ask for the privledge of buying the South Park season 5 for Princess Laural.

Home again, home again, jiggity jig.

I saw that another esteemed princess who shall, for the moment, remain nameless, was using the same fairly common wordpress theme. I’d been meaning to switch my blog for a while to a 3 column format and here we are, reaping the benefits.

Speaking of reaping, I’m going to be “reaping” some wallets this evening. A certain loser of mine has been whining for weeks about his squirty little stub of a tiny penis, and how it squirts as soon as his wife touches it (poor thing). I mean the wife.

So, since it’s been a bad little penis, I’ve decided that he’s going to have to train his little sissy pussy. Why bother touching that nasty little thing anyway (we’re talking 2 inches hard, max)? The little premature ejaculator is a compulsive little masturbator, and he’s bought 3 butt plugs of varying sizes for our session tonight. I doubt I’ll let him come while he’s on the phone with his humiliation princess. There may be some chair humping, but until he learns control (orgasm control to be precise) he’s not allowed to touch it at all.

If you’re very lucky, I might later tell you what I’m going to make him do to his panties.

Anyway, I’ll be working out the kinks with this new theme, and doing a little housekeeping on my tease and denial blog here. Try to keep from coming in your panties in the meantime.

I’m about to brave the cold, and I don’t WANT to go out, but sometimes a princess must do what a princess must do. When I get home this evening, I expect three things.

1. Some absolutely sinful take out. I’m not sure what I’ll order, but I’ve got over 50 menus in my drawer of “wonderful things princess puts in her mouth”. I’m licking my lips right now thinking about it. Down boy.
2. I expect one of my boyfriends to stop by and give me another reminder of why size does matter when it comes to, well, boyfriend things.
3. I expect those of you who own dildos and butt plugs to get them out, get them ready, and for you to say, “I’m ready for my butt training, princess,” when you call me tonight. I will be available between 7pm and midnight EST, so no touching until then. If you’re afraid you might not get your call in with princess, be a smart little addict and make an appointment with princess.

   Until then, there will be no touching of your weiner. I’ll know. Yes, that means stop the touching now.

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I’m going to bed now. I’ve had enough of watching the news people not know the story about the transit strike tomorrow. This princess may very well stay home in bed. And if this stupidity continues through the weekend, I may well visit my wrath upon you, so watch out you little gluttons for punishment. If you come looking for cruelty, I may just rip you a new one, so be careful what you wish for.

Whiny little dicked losers get my particular wrath this weekend, so if you come crawlling to me for small penis humiliation, be prepared for utter disgust.

Also, to the sweetie brit I spoke to earlier this evening, next time, I’m going to have to make you sit on my strap on, aren’t I? And I’ll expect to hear far more begging in that adorable accent.

I thought I’d share the praises my little bitches have shared lately. Try not to come in your panties if you recognize your own accolades for your phone tease denial princess here.

10/28/05 “Princess Laural was simply awesome. She knew what I needed immediately and delivered a heck of a call. Unfortunately, I prematurely exploded. I hope that she will forgive me and accept another call from me again. She is well worth your time and money. “

10/20/05 ” not only is she good but she is incredibly intelligent and manipulative “

10/05 “ran out of time but controled me like the little boy i am “
No cookie for you, stupid loser. 5 stars is the only acceptable rating for your princess, or were you too stupid from all the come I drained from you? You’re on very very thin ice with this princess

9/5/05 “As another weak-minded male who couldn’t resist temptation, I was again put in my place by this powerful young woman, making me feel smaller and weaker than ever. “
That’s from one of my weakest willed little pig boys. LOL

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